she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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