I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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