Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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