Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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