bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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