with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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