Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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