can we get nightvision for the apartment?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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