ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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