no. you can't hotbox the world.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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