Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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