: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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