cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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