I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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