you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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