in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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