nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
