Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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