so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
