i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
