i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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