Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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