Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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