Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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