; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
