She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The feeling are messing with the penis
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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