would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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