I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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