So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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