Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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