rhymes with "ouble enetration"
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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