We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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