I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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