I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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