It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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