So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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