love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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