He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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