Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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