How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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