if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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