Having a random hookup so left but love u
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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