Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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