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(937): View more from Ohio

wtf. i just found you're porn stash.

(1-937): View more from Ohio

u like it?

(937): View more from Ohio

NOT THE POINT.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?

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(314): View more from Missouri

just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college

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(587): View more from Alberta

She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february

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(912): View more from Georgia

But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN

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(407): View more from Florida

The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude

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