My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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