I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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