the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm passing your future prison.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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