I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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