try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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