STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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