But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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